No that isn't me.
This, however, is me- when I was pregnant with Apollo, a few months (yes months) before I had him.
And here I am a few weeks before Sunshine was born. Can you tell why I don't take very many pregnancy pictures?
I have yet to take any of myself lately.
Anyhow, that kind of bump is hard to keep covered. It just wants to escape. I hate buying maternity clothes. Buying something that will be totally useless to me in a few months just isn't how I roll- I'm too cheap. So the alternative is I get to wear all of Cameron's T-shirts. YAY! They fit because, well, when your husband is five foot 18 inches tall, he has long shirts.
So here are my options. Do I want to wear the "cut the cheese" shirt?
or the "I have gas" shirt? (this isn't the exact one he has, but you get the idea)
Or there's the "I heart Hot Moms" shirt. He tells me I'm being narcissistic when I wear it :)
He also has a shirt that says "poopfinder" on it. Are you sensing a theme?
Another one he has says "It's a girl" from when Sunshine was born. I wear it when I'm feeling passive aggressive- it's fun to confuse people.
Hmmmm.... maybe it's time to buy Cameron some new shirts. Maybe one with something other than poop references on it. Something I might be able to pull off in a Non-Walmart setting.
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8 comments:
that's too funny. I think you should totally rock the hot mom's tee. you definitely fit in that category. I had buy maternity clothes as well but I found a bunch of stuff at DI and Goodwill. I've gotten 2 pair of jeans (both under $5 each) and quite a few shirts. Most of it looks brand new and makes me feel better that I don't have to spend a fortune to get clothes that fit. I have a good rule of thumb when it comes to buying clothes. if you buy something for $5 then have to wear it 5x ($10-10x, $15-15x, you get the picture). If you think you will wear it 15 times or more than it's definitely worth it but if you are kind of wishy washy like me and not sure can help determine if should buy it.
OH. MY. GOSH. I seriously laughed so hard I almost, peed my pants!! Good thing I went to the bathroom about an hour ago! haha!! I, too, am too cheap to buy maternity clothes, so I would also wear my husband's shirts around the house. However, his weren't so...what's the word..."stinky". lol. He has shirts like, "I do my own stunts", "Vote for pedro", "Pedro offers you his protection".
Sorry I haven't been keeping up with your blog lately, I love reading it and miss my laughs I get from your humor. I am so behind on reading blogs and blogging myself lately. I have just been having a hard time lately and it's taken me away from things that I love to do.
Anyway glad to hear you are doing so well! love ya!
You guys are hilarious! I so wish you lived closer so we could hang out.
Rock those shirts, Rory! If anything, you'll get people laughing.
You are hilarious! Will you wear the cut the cheese one to the photo shoot? ;)
Practical me says you can always go for inside out, keep the world guessing if it's on purpose or other. Megan's Mom here.
You're hot when you're pregnant. Especially when you accidentally run into me, or knock Apollo over when you turn and smack into his face with your mountain. And when your belly is the first thing I see before you come walking in the room behind it... well, those two or three seconds of anticipation waiting to see your cute kisser are enough to drive a guy wild.
Oh my gosh Rory, I remember when you were pregnant with Apollo and you just kept growing! Those pictures are awesome. You still look so cute pregnant or otherwise, and if your shirts don't fit you have a great excuse. :)
cameron, you are hysterical. and Rory, you always look beautiful.
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